Saturday, June 21, 2014

The Top 6 Things I hate about Quest Bars

1. The varieties of flavors. Having less choices sure would make life easier when it's that time to purchase a new box.
2. When asked, "What's your favorite flavor". C'mon man, seriously! That's like asking a mother to choose her favorite child.
http://www.704nutrition.com/SearchResults.asp?Search=quest+bars+variety

3. When somebody wants to share. This is my Quest bar and I'm going to enjoy every last crumb. Uggg, the nerve of people! Go get your own!
4. When a newbie who has just discovered Quest bars tries to tell you all about them. I'm like, "Duh! I've been eatin' Quest bars since you were just a twinkle in you're daddy's eye." No really, it's like these people who just discovered the Internet and want to show you every "David the Dentist" video on YouTube. SMH!
http://www.704nutrition.com/Cheap-Quest-Protein-Bars-Cookies-and-Cream-p/quest_cookies_cream.htm

5. The last bite. Do I really need to explain this one? It's like the last day of vacation. "Ain't nobody got time for dat."
6. I lied, there's only 5. Top 6 sounded way cooler than top 5. I learned from Buzzfeed. Ever wonder why their list are never perfectly neat numbers like 5, 10, 15, etc? It's because you expect to see top 5, top 10, but not top 6 or top 17.
http://www.704nutrition.com/CheapQuest-Protein-Bars-Double-Chocolate-Chunk-p/quest_double_chocolate.htm


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